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Shneedle 

If someone asks you what a shneedle is, reply with "what is not a shneedle?" It's just common sense.
"What is a shneedle?" "What is not a shneedle?"
Shneedle by DaBigDude8 June 27, 2017
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shneedle 

A shneedle is penis.
It comes from the German word Schniedel
My shneedle is bigger than yours ... Suck my shneedle, biatch
shneedle by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

Shneedle 

English pronouncing of the german word "Schniedel" which is a cutified slang for "penis".
Want to kiss my shneedle?
Shneedle by Onkel Hotte July 6, 2020

Sneedlegrits

Sneedlegrits are a two week collection of summary assignments which are completed after each new lesson to check for basic understanding
Kurutz-sneedlegrits!!

Student- sneedle grits!
Sneedlegrits by Ajm September 16, 2012

Shneebles 

1. An expression used to signify or define an alternative cognitive reality, that is, one which can neither be perceived or given a specific attachment to an actual physical object. In other words, the word has unlimited definitions, it means what you want it to. boom, roasted.
guy a: shneebles.
guy b: yes, thats correct.
guy a: exactly.
Shneebles by annigans October 18, 2011

sneedledoozer

Someone who thinks that he/she is cool, but he/she really isn't.
That 50 year old guy hanging out at the college dorm party is such a sneedledoozer!
sneedledoozer by Luminosity August 14, 2009

Sneedler 

A young adorable, sweet, child
My little sneedler is turning 4 today.
Sneedler by Tasirg October 19, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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