shmeebus

A person who loves poop

Holy 💩look at that shmeebus

by shmeebusqueen April 1, 2022

shmeeburgerdoity

Shmeeburgerdoity is a spec-tunkular word that derived from the famous Professor ShmeeBurgerDoity. The term can mean anything your heart desires and then some. Shmeeburgerdoity is especially useful, but not limited to, if you are talking about pouring soy sauce on your head to join the army, eating a dancing hotdog against your mothers will, and/or painting each of your toes purple as you run down the wedding chapel halls screaming, "I've got fish oil in my pantelones!"

That guy is such a shmeeburgerdoity!

I wish I was shmeeburgerdoity like her!

If I were Mozart, then I would shmeeburgerdoity all night long!

by Danalina December 24, 2007

Shmeebulate your gogoids

For when you either take care of yourself in the most wholesome way, or for when you obliterate someone completely. Often by molecular disassembly.

"Consider trying to shmeebulate your gogoids"
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly. Consider your gogoids shmeebulated"

by prehensile sledgehammer July 31, 2023

Shmeebs

man tits

holy shit look at the shmeebs on that guy

by k prime April 16, 2003

Shmeebs

Mammaries. Female breasts. Jumper puppies.

"Look at the shmeebs on that baby!"

by Chris R March 13, 2003

Shmeezus

A man named Shmu/Shmuel with long Jesus like hair. When his hair is long enough his name is changed to Shmeezus for the greater good of everyone everywhere.

Shmu: What's good g?
*friend noticing long hair*
Friend: ayyyy you're shmeezus from now on!

*friend 2 catches on*
"Shmeezus we're going to eat later, you should come in a white robe so we can trip people out."
Newly nicknamed Shmeezus: alright, let's do it man.

by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021

shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005