Shmeenus

A safe for work way to say "Penis".

Man, your shmeenus is so big, bruh!

Shmeenus by mental.cl0wn November 23, 2025

Sheenus 

A dick with cocaine on it.

Origin: Seth Macfarlane, The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

"He's the reason a dick with cocaine on it is called a Sheenus."

Sheenus by DogmaJones September 28, 2011

Shmeezus 

A man named Shmu/Shmuel with long Jesus like hair. When his hair is long enough his name is changed to Shmeezus for the greater good of everyone everywhere.

Shmu: What's good g?
*friend noticing long hair*
Friend: ayyyy you're shmeezus from now on!

*friend 2 catches on*
"Shmeezus we're going to eat later, you should come in a white robe so we can trip people out."
Newly nicknamed Shmeezus: alright, let's do it man.

Shmeezus by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021

shmeenshmouse 

A place no one wants to go to
Purgatory

I'd rather die than go to shmeenshmouse

shmeenshmouse by shlomo123 July 3, 2010

shmeebus 

A person who loves poop

Holy 💩look at that shmeebus

shmeebus by shmeebusqueen April 1, 2022

Shmeegus

An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.

"Wow! you're quite the shmeegus aren't you!"

Shmeegus by Water_Sauce March 7, 2026