Shmeegus

An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.

"Wow! you're quite the shmeegus aren't you!"

Shmeegus by Water_Sauce March 7, 2026

shmeegs 

Another word for being awesome or cool.

I wish I could be shmeegs!

shmeegs by gangstaa g February 24, 2009

Shmeezus 

A man named Shmu/Shmuel with long Jesus like hair. When his hair is long enough his name is changed to Shmeezus for the greater good of everyone everywhere.

Shmu: What's good g?
*friend noticing long hair*
Friend: ayyyy you're shmeezus from now on!

*friend 2 catches on*
"Shmeezus we're going to eat later, you should come in a white robe so we can trip people out."
Newly nicknamed Shmeezus: alright, let's do it man.

Shmeezus by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021

Shmeegul 

Someone that is a wimp. James Cruddis is an example if you know him. Someone that wont do something that is not scary because they are scared.

Rid : " Howhere Jimmy man! "
Jimmy : " Nar man "
Rid : " Your a right shmeegul u like "

Shmeegul by ridlarh January 7, 2008

Shmeegull shmarnumb 

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

Shmeegull shmarnumb by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019

shmeebus 

A person who loves poop

Holy 💩look at that shmeebus

shmeebus by shmeebusqueen April 1, 2022

Shmeegish 

Rather tall, but smaller than a beegish.

"He was quite shmeegish."

Shmeegish by Kirbuff February 27, 2023