8 definition by Master Bates

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predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by Master Bates March 23, 2003

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To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.
by Master Bates September 18, 2003

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when the place gets ill y'all leave
Let's bounce yo (lets make like a tree and leave)
by master bates January 01, 2003

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Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.
Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.
by Master Bates June 19, 2004

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Largest breasts out, Larger than Jubblies and a little scary!
Shirley has such whopping doopsies that she has to push a shopping trolley in front of her!
by Master Bates March 28, 2005

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Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.
Look at the shmeebs on that!
by Master Bates March 28, 2005

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Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb
Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb
by Master Bates February 18, 2005

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