predominantely British term for masturbation
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.
when the place gets ill y'all leave
Let's bounce yo (lets make like a tree and leave)
Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.
Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.
Largest breasts out, Larger than Jubblies and a little scary!
Shirley has such whopping doopsies that she has to push a shopping trolley in front of her!
Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.
Look at the shmeebs on that!
Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb
Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb