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Shmeables 

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".
Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*
Shmeables by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022
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Shmeeble 

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?
Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

Sheepable 

To be able to be polymorphed by a mage. Hence turned into a sheep.
Is that mob Sheepable?
I think so, try it!
Sheepable by Symbi0te9759 June 2, 2010

shmeeble 

a shmeeble is slang for washing your hands
"hey jack have you shmeeble'd already"
shmeeble by shmeeber October 14, 2022
A Shmeeble is a fictional creature about 8–18 inches long with seven legs and cat-like coloring, known for headbutting objects, eating through its nose, and reproducing asexually through a self-severing regeneration process
Jimmy, don’t touch that shmeeble—you might scare it and make it act erratically.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026