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Shmeeble

A Shmeeble is a fictional creature about 8–18 inches long with seven legs and cat-like coloring, known for headbutting objects, eating through its nose, and reproducing asexually through a self-severing regeneration process

Jimmy, don’t touch that shmeeble—you might scare it and make it act erratically.

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