shmead

The littlest penis you can have

He penetrated me with his shmead but i didn't feel it inside of me

by Earth biscuit April 28, 2017

Shmead

When your high or drunk

Damn that nigga shmeaded!

by Fuck_GHS May 24, 2019

Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

shmadonka

The meaning of life, said by Yeat, an American rapper.

User: what’s the meaning of life?

Yeat: shmadonka

by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022

Shmeda

A slang word for the Alameda, a small city in the Bay, famous for that one in-n-out.

Yo Molly, so are we rollin’ up to the Shmeda tonight?

by kkswizz May 13, 2021

Shmeag

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

by ofamountain August 23, 2018

shmedricks

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.

Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."

by B. Stramer April 20, 2009