shmead
shmead by Earth biscuit April 28, 2017
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Shmead
Damn that nigga shmeaded!
Shmeal Theory
The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021
shmadonka
shmadonka by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022
Shmeag
Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.
2. A tourist.
see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.
2. A tourist.
see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.
This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags
I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.
I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.
Shmeag by ofamountain August 23, 2018
shmedricks
Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.
Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."
Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009
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