6 definitions by Cursive

1
a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.
"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"
by Cursive March 05, 2005
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3
Having been hit in the kidneys so much your piss blood and jump up and down in pain while doing it.
"Cliff did da chacha after he pissed off Joseph"
by Cursive March 14, 2005
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Someone who appears gay, but in reality is a little straight bitch, usually goes by the name of Jared, and is whipped by everyone else.
Also, a name used to call somebody when they act of this behavior.
"Shut the hell up, Fagner."
"Stop being a fagner."
"Fagner, here, wants to go this way, when Adam Warner is this way."
by Cursive March 05, 2005
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A Shaggy Dog or a dof that is shaggy
"Hey check out that shmea hes taking a crap"
"Cliff is a Shmea Bitch"
by Cursive March 14, 2005
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