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Is a Portuguese slang for when a chick wants you to come over and offer her the D.
"Come over... I'm feeling seriously shmandal"
shmandal by CamboJeff October 19, 2017
Words you can keep
A Shmanda is a woman who’s crazy, weird, life of the party, makes everyone laugh and has a high sex drive. An open, understanding and free spirit. Hates being told what to do and will fuck you up if you mess with her. Just loves simply being her strange and twisted self. They can be very sweet and caring most of the time though and very sensitive until messed with. Never fuck with a Shmanda. She’s an open book but never lets anyone close. Loves being the one everyone loves and confides in!!
This party sucks, Where’s a Shmanda when you need one?!
Shmanda by Shmanda1208 September 5, 2018
To Emit A Force Upon, like; Vibration, Heat, Pain, etc..
1. The Hunter Emits A Large Amount Of Shmandle On The Pig. (Preferably Referring To The Emittion of Pain/Death. )

2. The Police Emit A Large Amount of Shmandle On The Gorrila. (Preferably Referring To Pain/Death. ) (#R.I.P. Harambe. )
Shmandle by SoundAtomoYT August 23, 2016
A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.
"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"
shandals by Matt September 29, 2003

Shandalier 

A pretty girl, usually a tall brunette with dark blue eyes, whom is outgoing, smart, independent and sometimes shy,
High Ranking Women, CEO, Shandalier
Shandalier by sorority babe February 20, 2009

Shandale 

SHANDALE: proper noun: pronounced \ˈshan-dˈāl\

Gorgeous Man- sometimes referred to as Shandy-(not to be confused with the Irish drink).

A Shandale has a beautiful mind and spirit, which is often overlooked by his amazing humor. He is strong, driven-and has an admirable focus, that many lack. It is known that he often puts others before himself. He has dreamy eyes and wonderful lips-each kiss speaks to your soul-each look captures your heart. He is sought as a leader-and inspires others-to aspire to be more-but often forgets, how amazing he truly is.

A born leader/builder-often a carpenter, but is experienced in a number of trades. He owns his own company –that will be known worldwide. Shandales are rarely single-Those named Erica or with the last name Castile are usually quite enamored by his qualities-and will spend their whole life being in love with the man that he is.
You usually find only one Shandale, in your lifetime.
Synonyms: intelligent, bright, brilliant, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual
Shandale by E.Castile October 18, 2013

shmendall 

A word used in southern Canada to substitute the word poop or shit.
I ate a very large dinner and now I need to take a shmendall.
shmendall by The sait kid September 28, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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