Shmandle

To Emit A Force Upon, like; Vibration, Heat, Pain, etc..

1. The Hunter Emits A Large Amount Of Shmandle On The Pig. (Preferably Referring To The Emittion of Pain/Death. )

2. The Police Emit A Large Amount of Shmandle On The Gorrila. (Preferably Referring To Pain/Death. ) (#R.I.P. Harambe. )

Shmandle by SoundAtomoYT August 23, 2016

Shmangleisted 

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....

Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....

Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

Shandletroffing 

When a man sticks his soft dick and balls into a girls vagina.

Last night i walked in on Kyle and Hailey shandletroffing in a Walgreens handicap stall.

Shandletroffing by Dr.Dickdown October 18, 2019

Shandle 

A toilet seat handle (Shandle = seat handle) that has built-in antimicrobial protection against germs and bacteria so you never have to touch the dirty toilet seat again. It's offered in many fun and colorful designs. There's a Shandle for everyone! Find yours at www.theshandle.com

I love my Shandle.

Shandle by Heavyd777 December 16, 2008

Shandler 

The most epic man that has ever been on this planet

Shandler is epic

Shandler by miojon October 7, 2017

Shmangled 

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

Shmangled by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020