shlowser 

someone who cant stop thinking about food to do something else for even a minute

OMG dude stop being a shlowser

shlowser by tony davidson April 15, 2008

Shlower 

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

Shlower by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

shloser 

a person who is such a loser that it is inconceivable. the sh- sound at the beginning of the word enhances the coolness of the word-very classy!

Oh Madisson you're such a shloser.
Do you see Clio? What a shloser!

shloser by 3sl4lyfe April 22, 2011

Shlower 

Having sex in the shower... While the female is on her period.

What do you mean you can't have sex when you're on your period? There's such a thing as the shower!

OMG, shlower!

Shlower by concerned sophomore January 15, 2009

Shlowering 

Taking a shower especially for the purpose of cleaning yourself, because you have run out of toilet paper.

The COVID-19 hoarders bought all the tp at Woolies so, if you'll excuse me, I'm shlowering.

Shlowering by Dimma March 3, 2020