shlooba

The act of grabbing male or female private parts

Hey man go shlooba her

by New York rymed September 30, 2017

Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

Shloob

A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.

He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.

by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022

sloobag

A bag of running water. A slooish peasant. An unworthy poor chap.

Such a sloobag!

The peasant was a sloobag because he couldn't afford tax.

by Jesus C. July 2, 2006

shnooba

a dirty vagina that tends to smell like a 45 year old mexican man who hasnt showered since cinco de mayo.

Holy crap...that's one damn shmelly shnooba!

by Blike November 6, 2003

shoobadoop

Something that is awesome or off the hook. Crazy; Ill

Man, that party last night was shoobadoop!

by aceeh January 30, 2009

shoobanized

1.) to put one's shoes on
2.) someone wearing cool shoes

1.) dude i gotta get shoobanized before i leave the house
2.) do you see those crocs man she's totally shoobanized!

by Sharonthemuse March 11, 2007