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shlongy longy

the form of a really long thick penis.
sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"
by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021
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Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp
John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.
by zoomingastro March 12, 2020
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Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”
by Melonz4 September 7, 2019
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Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.
by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005
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Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich
Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
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shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)
hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken
by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009
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Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018
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