shlongy longy

the form of a really long thick penis.

sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"

by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018