shlong donkey 

This is a word you can't ignore.

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!

shlong donkey by Magg Pies April 4, 2016

donkey shlong 

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

donkey shlong by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey shlong 

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

donkey shlong by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006

Donkey shlong 

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

Donkey shlong by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

donkey kong dong shlong 

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

donkey kong dong shlong by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

schlong donkey 

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.

I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.

schlong donkey by sandrew_1134 December 9, 2008

donkey schlong 

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)

Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.

donkey schlong by 0929 August 21, 2016