donky-schlong

The schlong of a donkey

Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

donkey schlong

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)

Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.

by 0929 August 21, 2016

schlong donkey

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.

I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.

by sandrew_1134 December 9, 2008

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006

Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

donkeyschlong

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock

Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.

by Peter dieter February 20, 2019