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Derogatory term defining an individual combining the unforgivable traits of being a shit lad whilst also sporting a shit lid.

Shlid + Shlad = Shlod.
Two guys in a trebles bar:

Guy 1: Mate, that bloke just ordered a beer from the bar, what a shlad.

Guy 2: He's got a honking lid as well, shlid.

Guy: 1: That my friend, is what we call a Shlod.

Guy 2: Agreed.
Shlod by Johnny Arrow August 15, 2011
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adj.
n.

A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......
Hey! Have you seen Jake Ainsworths penis? Its huge! He calls it "Shlode"
shlode by Jake Ainsworth January 21, 2010
A shlode is a mix between a schlong and a chode. A Shlode is really long, but it's wider then it is long.
oh my god. had sex with a shlode last night.
Shlode by hozza__ August 4, 2011

Shlodoppies 

Large but ridiculously droopy tits
guy 1: u like that girl?
guy 2: nah man shes got nasty shlodoppies
Shlodoppies by taffyfizzle August 28, 2006
A word used to lend emphisis to a large amount of something. A bastardized form of shit-load.
I realy gotta go drop a duece, I ate a shload of hotwings last night.
shlode by Wordguy February 22, 2005