6 definitions by Wordguy
same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.
by Wordguy September 28, 2012
Gold Pussy Syndrome. A condition that can develop in woman as a result of prolonged exposure to situations where the ratio of men to women is unusualy low, such as some schools, professions, or the military. Common symptoms include unreasonable high standards in women as well as a corresponding drop in male standard levels.
That girl must have major GPS. She just turned down five guys in the last half hour, and she's a goblin!
by Wordguy February 23, 2005
Da-Via noun/verb \ˈdā-vī-ə\
1. A state of being completely unfit for the task at hand but acting under the impression that one is overly qualified and amply certified to perform the aforementioned task.
2. The act of making up stories and accomplishments in ones life to try to be more interesting than the boring firefighter you are.
3. A self proclaimed PT stud, who reaches muscle failure after performing 5 pushups.
4. A laugh that begins with a long sigh and is followed by an abrupt but hyphenated, single syllable laugh.
5. Dorky, quirky and Steve Urkel like in all ways possible, and being completely socially inept.
1. A state of being completely unfit for the task at hand but acting under the impression that one is overly qualified and amply certified to perform the aforementioned task.
2. The act of making up stories and accomplishments in ones life to try to be more interesting than the boring firefighter you are.
3. A self proclaimed PT stud, who reaches muscle failure after performing 5 pushups.
4. A laugh that begins with a long sigh and is followed by an abrupt but hyphenated, single syllable laugh.
5. Dorky, quirky and Steve Urkel like in all ways possible, and being completely socially inept.
1. Guy 1-Dude, I'm thinking about being special forces. Guy 2-But, you're a librarian. Guy 1-I think can do it. Guy 2-Stop being a Da Via.
2. Guy1-"You so are doing a Da Via with that bullshit ass story."
3. Guy 1- Im going to do BEAST on this PT test. Guy 2-Didn't you Da Via the last test. Guy 1-Nah man I did 6 pushups.
4. (Sigh)------------------------------------------ah
5. Girl 1-Steve is so fuckin weird. Guy 1-How so? Girl 1- He's a Da Via.
2. Guy1-"You so are doing a Da Via with that bullshit ass story."
3. Guy 1- Im going to do BEAST on this PT test. Guy 2-Didn't you Da Via the last test. Guy 1-Nah man I did 6 pushups.
4. (Sigh)------------------------------------------ah
5. Girl 1-Steve is so fuckin weird. Guy 1-How so? Girl 1- He's a Da Via.
by Wordguy April 11, 2013
by Wordguy February 23, 2005
by Wordguy February 20, 2005
A word used in place of cocaine, especialy when in the presence of those who do not find drug use acceptable.
by Wordguy February 20, 2005