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Definitions by hozza__
Shlode
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A shlode is a mix between a
schlong
and a chode. A Shlode is
really
long, but it's
wider
then it is long.
oh my god
. had
sex
with a shlode
last night
.
Shlode
by
hozza__
August 4, 2011
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