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The act of getting into bed with someone from the opposite gender
do you want to go upstairs and shliv?

Hey, babe are you coming round to shliv later?

Me and Joe are shliving tonight, wanna join

It’s been a while since I’ve had a good shliv

I’ve never had anyone shliv like that before

Help....I don’t remember how to shliv!!

All I need right now is a corona and a shliv
shliv by Shliv McShliv November 21, 2022
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Shiv syndrome 

When the two tard Shiv's go head to head in anything. These niggas are always beefing with each other about some dumbass shit. All the shit they say when beefing makes no sense at all so it is virtually impossible for everyone else to pick a side. Due to their inability to coexist at all, anytime they are together, it is an extremely toxic situation. It looks like they have some unspoken competition about who the better Shiv is. The only thing this duo is good for is providing entertainment to everyone else with their constant beef.
The Shiv's went head to head in 2k and started beefing because one called the other "trash" so both of Shiv's began to argue about who is better at 2k and they always look for any opportunity to take digs at each anytime the other Shiv fucks up. We always refer to this beef as the "Shiv syndrome."
Shiv syndrome by TurnM3Up June 1, 2020
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shliv • Shlive • shliver • Shlivey • shlivin • SHIV • Shiva • Saliva • shivaan • Shivaansh
Shivani is an amazing girl. She is very beautiful but think she is not. She loves her friends more than anything. Once she is dating you she will always have a degree of love for you. She always wants everyone happy except herself. She can be very defensive and always ready to fight. She is always very smart and wise and is usually stuck with hard decisions to make. But always chooses the best for her.
Friend: Damn Shivani is a real one.

Other Friend: I know, she’s beautiful and is a true friend!
Shivani by YourMommaGay April 22, 2019

Red Selivious 

The Mysterious Leader of an occult secret society known as the Selivian Faction that puppeteers financial and political institutions across the Great Lakes region from the shadows.
I don’t trust the Chicago Tribune, I heard Red Selivious has his tentacles all over that paper
Really pretty female, beautiful and sexy, has a lot of secrets and is very affectionate. She knows her way around, way more than people give her credit for. Her personalities will surprise you. She WILL haunt your dreams.
"Gawdam that girl is almost as beautiful as Shivana"
Shivana by onlythosewhoknow October 5, 2012
A funny, sweet girl. She loves to make people laugh more than anything. Her sense of humor is amazing and her looks are even more. She always sees the good in everyone and can't stand it if someone is sad. If you ever meet a Shivani, KEEP HER.
Isn't Shivani amazing?
Shivani by !nsert name here January 16, 2018
Shivani's are one of the most sarcastic people ever. They tend to be calm and nice unless you get on their bad side. They have very beautiful eyes that boys fall for. They treat their besties with great care and affection. Shivani's tend to be great in sports and are always positive.
Person 1: look, theres shivani
person 2: yes i love her so much
shivani by popkol January 4, 2017
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