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someone that chats absolute shit, who is then given the name shit lips (shlips).
'hey shlips, stop chatting pony you fairy'
Shlips by George Alagiyah November 30, 2009
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When you don’t know what to answer with so you just say ‘shlips’ simple as that mate
“Have you got 2 euros?”......
“Shlips”
Shlips by Benaby10 August 17, 2019
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Shnipstick 

Created by the biscuity shnips

to be a shnipstick means you are a big basket
WHAT A SHNIPSTICK
Shnipstick by basketsareus January 3, 2019

guns and ships 

What Lafayette (in Hamilton: The Musical) came back with.
Lafayette: I went to the French for more funds,
And came back with more guns and ships,
And so the balance shifts
guns and ships by Itzyaboitheo February 4, 2017

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.
That douche was jumping ships just because they suck
jumping ships by Fogol December 27, 2009

Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.
"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"
Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

Shipsiding 

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty
I love shipsiding myself.
Shipsiding by CBJacks April 24, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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