Shlingus

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Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.

The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!

Shlingus by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008

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Shlingus

Synonym for any word in the dictionary

Pass me the shlingus
You're such a shlingus
Where in the shlingus is that thing

Shlingus by poggerschampiones June 27, 2021

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Shlingus

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong

Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus

Shlingus by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023

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shmingus

A word that has no defined meaning.
A very complex word in which only those part of bingus' dungeon can use.

Person 1: Hey, what class do we have next?
Person 2: S H M I N G U S .
Person 1: Thanks!

Person 2: Shmingus.

shmingus by Bingus and Shmingus October 15, 2020

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Shmingus

The compliment to Shmungus

My shmingussy is throbbing.

Shmingus by Shminguy September 25, 2023

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shlongus

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

shlongus by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

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Shlangus

Can literally be used in any context, with any definition you so please. The beauty is the person you’re talking to will know exactly what you mean

Bye professor, have a good shlangus!

I fucked the shlangus outta ur mum on Easter Sunday.

Broooo I was so drunk last night, I can’t believe I lost my shlangus.

You need to have a shlangus pre-game before going to fins on Thursday.

Shlangus by Coconutdaddy February 14, 2020

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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