shling shlong 

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

shling shlong by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

shling shlong 

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

shling shlong by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Shling Shlong 

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

Shling Shlong by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018

Shlong sling 

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

Shlong sling by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

shlong by Aw yeah October 14, 2003