monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol January 1, 2021

monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 14, 2021

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 14, 2021