shlim shlam

When two dicks have a sword fight, the winner of the sword fight gets to make a shlam into the girls anus and the loser has to cut I piece of foreskin off

I had a shlim shlam brawl last night with my cousins and I lost

by big weiner riley May 14, 2018

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017

Shlam

A universal term that can be used for anything. Verb, noun, or adjective.

Mom: have you done your homework? Me: shlam

by get kevin'd November 13, 2019

shlam

(noun, verb) Simple synonym used for anything you're describing or talking about, but not important enough to really say.

(noun)
1. "Hey man, have you seen my guitar shlams?"
2. "I just ate some bomb ass shlams"

(verb)
1. "You trying to holla at my homie? Shlam it up girl!"

by .Jerkk. {Panda] February 27, 2008

shlam

A sheep that has been crossbred with a clam.

Look, I've found a shlam!

by Evil Monkey From Your Closet November 7, 2003

Shlick and Shlam

A toasted sandwich containing 1 slice of cheese beneath 1 slice of ham.

Lachlan and Jack ate a Shlick and Shlam for lunch over the sunset.

by CheeseballWasTaken December 19, 2022

shlam

A word used to dignify an old/bad pun or joke.

Hubert: A-Rod sucks for the Yankees right now.
Reginald: A-Rod? More like GAY-rod.
Hubert: Shlam.

by Kingly Focus May 12, 2007