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sleepsturbate
The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.
Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?
Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.
Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?
Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.
Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.
Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?
Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.
sleepsturbate by von dildus August 6, 2010
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shleepist • Sheepist • sleepist • Sleepistan • sheepish • sheenist • Sheepishliam • sleepish • Sleepitate • Sheepiester
sheenist
One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,
When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist
sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011
sheepish smile
A little smile you make when you're embarrassed, usually by awkward situations or when you do something "stupid".
You're alone with a cute stranger in an elevator and there is an awkward silence and you make a sheepish smile.
sheepish smile by pinkglitterunicorn March 29, 2016
Sleepsterbation
The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
Sheepstream
A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.
Sheepstream by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009
Sheepishliam
Sheepishliam is a term, used to describe a distinguished canadian. Sheepishliam is very polite, once it comes to talk about masturbation, he disappears.
*Random person asks*: hey Sheepishliam, how often do you masturbate?
Sheepishliam: *leaves the conversation*
Sheepishliam: *leaves the conversation*
Sheepishliam by OPBlazer May 17, 2021
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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