shleepist 

Someone who touches other people inappropriately while they’re asleep.

Dude I can’t believe Kalen was feeling Kaleigh up while she was sleeping at that party, he’s such a shleepist.

shleepist by I’m Aces May 15, 2018

sleepsturbate 

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

sleepsturbate by von dildus August 6, 2010

sheenist 

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011

sheepish smile 

A little smile you make when you're embarrassed, usually by awkward situations or when you do something "stupid".

You're alone with a cute stranger in an elevator and there is an awkward silence and you make a sheepish smile.

sheepish smile by pinkglitterunicorn March 29, 2016

Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

Sheepstream 

A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.

I dislike Flo Rida. He's too sheepstream.

KIIS FM plays too much sheepstream music.

Sheepstream by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009

Sheepishliam 

Sheepishliam is a term, used to describe a distinguished canadian. Sheepishliam is very polite, once it comes to talk about masturbation, he disappears.

*Random person asks*: hey Sheepishliam, how often do you masturbate?
Sheepishliam: *leaves the conversation*

Sheepishliam by OPBlazer May 17, 2021