Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.

"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."

by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009

Shlart

When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.

Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class

by GIMOOSH October 22, 2022

shlart

when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning

Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.

by el_jay_ess July 23, 2009

Shlart

A "wet fart" like when one farts in the shower and its smell permeates the entire shower vicinity resulting in a bathroom which smells like a soapy fart.

"Dude, I shlarted this morning and it was totally rancid!"

by hippieham October 9, 2017

Shlart

When you fart, and shit comes out too!

Dave - Why'd you run to the washroom?
John - Because I just shlarted

by tomboy122 February 20, 2009

Shlart

When a loyal worker at taco bell shits whilst laughing in the toilet, after stealing a Flamin' Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito .

Rawaz let out a huge shlart in the toilet, due to him stealing food from his customer's table

by Don Waki November 10, 2025

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017