shlarpin

A fuckin nigger faggot with a huge ass dick

My shlarpin friend got major poon.

by Sjdhdjd February 2, 2017

slarpin

sleeping, on the real.

"You hear my call last night?"
"Nah. I was slarpin mad hard, breh"

by gphil February 14, 2008

Sharping

To suddenly try to become closer to a member of the opposite sex before an important social event, solely for the purpose of asking them/ being asked to that social event.

Can be used in other forms, such as sharped, sharp, sharps, etc.

Dude, why are you hanging out so much with that Alison girl lately?
Oh, I'm sharping her, I want to take her to prom.

Hey, you know Shannon's only trying to sharp you, right? She wants to go to formal with you.

by Dr. English April 8, 2009

shlarping

A subtle combination of lingering, lurking, and cruising, usually done in one action and without self-awareness.

That man was shlarping sooooo hard down the street.

by Duderson McGee November 9, 2014

Shlorpin' the little horgie

Sloppin' the hog.
Feeding the baby.

We're in Hagerstown right now stopping for lunch and shlorpin' the little horgie.

by themessenja June 20, 2021

Shlapping

sleep masterbating in the shower

I must have been shlapping last night because feel amazing this morning.

by Shlapping May 1, 2015

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003