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Shizzlin

Shizzlin~get my drift or get what I'm saying.
"you get what I'm shizzlin?"
by Amanda April 16, 2005
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Shizzlin

Exiting, leaving,

cooler way of saying, I'm outta here.
I'm shizzlin out fo sheezie.
by punk-chick February 23, 2004
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bang shizzlin

by shamske May 11, 2003
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Shizzlenizingguard

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.
Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.
by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016
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sizzling hot tamale

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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Sizzlin' Put Out

To light a match over her pubic hairs, causing them to engulf in flames. Afterwards, when on fire, you jizz it goes out.
Ethan:Yo Colin, what happened last night?
Colin:I gave her a sizzlin' put out.
Erika: He did not!
Jordan: No way!
Jackie: It actually happened!
Liz:First timer?
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Swizzling

The motion made by a womans hand when giving a blowjob, usually involving the twisting and turning of the hand.
"Yo dude she was mad good at swizzling when she was blowin me last night"
by J-Mazz November 22, 2009
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