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shizness 

The word stupid white people say when they're trying to be cool but cant quite pronounce "fo' shizzle" right.
Yo homeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz! Thiz iz off DA hizzzzeeeee fore shiznesss DAUG!
shizness by Annerz October 24, 2004

Planet Shitness 

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness
Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Unfinished shitness 

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.
Unfinished shitness by mregina April 17, 2016

shitness 

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!
shitness by Odetta April 22, 2006

aint-shitness 

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.
"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."
aint-shitness by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

Shitness of Breath 

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.
Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!
Shitness of Breath by Epididymitis December 24, 2021
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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