shizness

A street word derived from the Lyrical meanderings of Snoop Dogg

That lowrider homes is the shizness

by Mendez Kempster June 18, 2004

shizness

The word stupid white people say when they're trying to be cool but cant quite pronounce "fo' shizzle" right.

Yo homeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz! Thiz iz off DA hizzzzeeeee fore shiznesss DAUG!

by Annerz October 24, 2004

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

by mregina April 17, 2016

shitness

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

by Odetta April 22, 2006

aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021