shizbat 

1 - A word used in a moment of anger when you realize something annoying.

2 - Anus?

1 - Friend: Yo dude, wanna go to to this rave on wednsday night?
Me: sure, that'd awesome!
Friend: Cool, i'll see you there!
Me: OH SHIZBAT! I just realized i can tcome coz my car's in the shop!!!!
Friend: OMGWTFBBQ!!!

2 - Me: dude, that guy was a friken jerk.
Friend: just stay away from THAT shizbat.

shizbat by Rizan! July 28, 2006

shazbat 

utterly harmless but effective expletive pinched from the '80s sitcom 'Mork & Mindy' where it was used by Robin Williams' character Mork the alien. Can be used by anyone anywhere without incurring wrath and disapproval.

Him: I have just wiped the entire contents of your laptop

Me: Shazbat!!!!!!!!

shazbat by Pam Crane April 1, 2004

Shitbaton

Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"

Person1: Did you see the game chat last night?
Person2: Yeah, that was a shitbaton of spam!

Shitbaton by Light027 September 23, 2012

ShizNat 

From 2004 onwards, ShizNat also refers to the lesbian couple in the anime Mai Hime. ShizNat is the abbreviation for Shizuru and Natsuki.

That lesbian stalker just went shiznat over her prey.

ShizNat by papa lolita May 8, 2006

Shibatical 

1) A urban/ghetto mispronunciation of Shibitical

2) Get down and dirty

3) Just a shitty situation

1) "It's gonna get shibatical"

"Don't you mean shibitical?"

2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.

3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."

Shibatical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Shizatch

Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."

Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."

1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."

2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."

(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"

3. "It's shizatch time!"

"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."

Shizatch by Rhykker April 30, 2008

Shitbatical 

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010