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shives
when one sweats profusely in the ass and has a very hairy buttoxe several drops of sweat begin to accumulate on those ass hairs...very noticeable on fatassed and hairy assed people especially when ones ass is not covered allowing the shives to drip freely instead of being absorb into clothing..usually occur when a hairy assed male is in the heat in the nude or while wearing a man thong
shives by max3934598e4545 September 7, 2005
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Steve Shives
A feminazi youtuber, controlled by his wife, that would block anyone that disagrees with her (I mean him), on every social platform.
Steve Shives by Roadrage101 June 20, 2017
Shiver my nibber
When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.
Shiver my nibber by Anonymous errors January 29, 2020
Shivelights
Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade
Shivelights by AKACroatalin February 12, 2019
Joe Shiesty
Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!
E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.
E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.
Joe Shiesty by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022
Joe shiesty
Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs must’ve won the game for them.
-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?
- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here
- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here
Joe shiesty by ColesArmy January 4, 2022
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murderhobo
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."