shity day 

Shity day is when the day wasn't fun or interesting

It was a shity day at work it was slow and there wasn't a lot of customers

shity day by Vanessajoseph May 31, 2016

National dont give a shit day 

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

National dont give a shit day by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

National I don't give a shit day 

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

National I don't give a shit day by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

Shit-Day Slalom 

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.

Shit-Day Slalom by Holly M S January 13, 2011

national take a shit day 

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

national take a shit day by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

national piece of shit day 

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.

Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”

national piece of shit day by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023

Shit Day 

Often occurring on a Sunday, a "Shit Day" is when your ass has been on backlog for a couple days and the bill has come due.

Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.

Mike: Jen, you should totally come to the movies with us!

Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.

Shit Day by KingOfTheThunderBox September 14, 2010