shitwhisper

When people are so intimidated by someone, that they can't talk shit out loud. They have to whisper it behind their back, denying it later.

Mary was so intimidated and envious of Eve's demeanor, That she could never talk shit to her face, She could only shitwhisper to everyone else.

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Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.

-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."

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"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"

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That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass

Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!

Shit Whisper by Biggies September 4, 2014

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When you let out some gas and you're certain you stained your pants but it turns out to be fine

1 : Hey man you good? Looked like you shit your pants.

2: I'm okay it was just a shwhisper

Shwhisper by RrezeRrex September 6, 2019

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When you find an unlocked car, you shit on the driver's seat. If you piss on the steering wheel, it's called "Sticky-fingered".

"Yo nigga, I just shitwhipped some deuchbag's car!"

"Oh my tits, someone shitwhipped and sticky-fingered my damn prius!"

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

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