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shitwhisper 

When people are so intimidated by someone, that they can't talk shit out loud. They have to whisper it behind their back, denying it later.
Mary was so intimidated and envious of Eve's demeanor, That she could never talk shit to her face, She could only shitwhisper to everyone else.
shitwhisper by Shitwhisper.com April 22, 2024
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Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.
-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
Shit Whisper by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004

Shit whisper

"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"
Shit whisper by theshitwhisperer November 11, 2013

Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass
Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!
Shit Whisper by Biggies September 4, 2014

Shwhisper 

When you let out some gas and you're certain you stained your pants but it turns out to be fine
1 : Hey man you good? Looked like you shit your pants.

2: I'm okay it was just a shwhisper
Shwhisper by RrezeRrex September 6, 2019

Shitwhipped 

When you find an unlocked car, you shit on the driver's seat. If you piss on the steering wheel, it's called "Sticky-fingered".
"Yo nigga, I just shitwhipped some deuchbag's car!"

"Oh my tits, someone shitwhipped and sticky-fingered my damn prius!"

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)
"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"
Shit whisper by possumous January 10, 2022
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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