shitumen

A compound commonly used in the construction of Queensland (Australia) roads, shitumen is approx 30% road base, 30% pot holes, and and 40% of the state budget spent on a new state office highrise.

Dude1: Did you see the new state government building?
Dude2: Nope, my car fell appart on the shitumen!

by Spadfa October 22, 2017

Shitmentum

Noun.
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining

As she walked into her boss's office, she could feel the shitmentum building.

by Susan L. Wordsmith August 13, 2011

Shitment

The biggest dump you will ever take in your life, presumably one that takes an hour to squeeze out.

Guy: (to his buddy) dude, I gotta go home.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.

by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

last shitment

The dump that you take right before leaving school or the workplace, usually because no one else is in the bathroom at this point.

Male 1- Hey man, you ready to go?

Male 2- Yeah dude just a sec, I gotta make my last shitment.

by A-Whack April 6, 2008

shotumentary

a series of photos that make up a story. popular in blogs and the like...

in regards to the bear in the photoblog, the artiste disclaimed "no animals were harmed in the making of this 3-shotumentary."

by seajhay October 17, 2005

shitamente

Spanish extension to the standard word shit. Mostly latin people mix their native spanish with the english spoken where they live, this is known as Spanglish. Example: Look, una church. So why just mixing sentences with two languages, also mix two words together! Adding to a spanish word -mente or -amente makes out of a adjective an adverb. So I extent shit to shitamente.

Shitamente, what a fuck is this!

by saukopf December 3, 2005

shitmen

Hired heavies in a gang (Australia), or the rank and file members, or accomplices to the ring leader of a gang. Its seems to be rare. If in use at all, it is confined to the underworld.

'The so-called 'Gang Wars' had begun. Tommy Domican and some shitmen were trying to muscle in on George Freeman's territory; and Chris Flannery's job was to stop 'em' Roger Rogerson narrating in the Australian TV Series, 'Blue Murder', which documents police curruption and collusion in the Sydney Underworld in the 1980s.

by Anders0079 October 3, 2006