shitty dick 

When a guy fucks a chick or a dude in the ass and his dick is covered in shit as a result.

1. After John fucked Jake in the ass he had a shitty dick.
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!

shitty dick by Buck Bronko December 28, 2005

shitty dick 

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

shitty dick by shish September 1, 2004

shitty dick 

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

shitty dick by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009

Shitty Dick 

When your having one of the worst days ever. When nothing can make it better. Being as upset as if you had shit on your dick.

Used in place of "that sucks", "Thats fucked" or many of those phrases your friends will mumble.

man1: I'm having a bad day! My car just got repo'd, my dog ran away, and I just got fired!

man2: Shitty Dick dude

Shitty Dick by Nor*Cals Most^Wanted August 20, 2010

Shitty Dick Syndrome 

Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.

After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.

Shitty Dick Syndrome by Phrygian Phrasing May 11, 2008

Shitty Dick Pop 

The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.

" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"

Shitty Dick Pop by CashMasterFlash June 19, 2009

shitty dick tip 

When you perform anal and end up with shit on the tip of your cock.

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and wiped my shitty dick tip all over her face.

shitty dick tip by Cornelius's bitch tits February 16, 2017