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shits me to tears

Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'
This traffic shits me to tears,

the weather lately shits me to tears,

Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
shits me to tears by jonoabroad September 26, 2007

Shits Me Up the Wall 

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.
The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.

Shits me up the wall 

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls
‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’

giving me the shits 

to annoy or bother someone to the point where they can't stand it anymore. Related to 'getting shitty' with someone or something. Similar to annoying the crap out of someone or driving them up the wall.

Also sometimes used to refer to a case of diarrhoea or 'the runs' or 'the trots'.
Stop it Barry, you're giving me the shits!
This thing gives me the shits.
Watch it, I'm starting to get the shits with you mate!
This job really gives me the shits.

run me my shits 

Basically when two people are having a confrontation and one of them wants to fight, they will say "run me my shits". It's a long way around just saying "fight me right now".
Bob fucks Jim's girlfriend*
Bob: Bro I didn't mean to fuck her

Jim: Run me my shits
They proceed to fight*

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3
hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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