shitrocity

term used to describe an unexpected and tragic event involving a copious amount of feces.

ex: Deborah, you won't believe what took place this morning. Not only did my demon child fill up his diaper with enough dook to fertilize the front and back yard...but he, somehow, inserted his entire foot into said diaper and tracked chocolatey, feculent footprints through most of my house. The only smell worse than my offspring's ordure was the vomit that coated the voluminous poo patties as I attempted to clean up and mitigate the destruction caused by such a shitrocity.

by tjc7257 September 30, 2023

Shiatrocity

(shahy-uh-tros-i-tee) n. A film that had the potential to be good but was completely ruined by the presence of Shia LaBeouf.

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was a shiatrocity.

by Colonel P. B. Rufflefeathers October 29, 2009

Shitocity

The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.

Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.

by Turkeymash August 21, 2014

Shitcity stem slut

Regional slang specific to Christchurch New Zealand.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.

Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.

Any pole's a goal for a Shitcity stem slut looking to get fried.

by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021

shitstrocity

After a few days of being constipated you take a large painful shit about the size of a pop can that plugs up the toilet so bad you have to get a wire coat hanger to break it up a bit. Corn may be involved.

Oh my god man. You left a shitstrocity in my toilet. Go grab a hanger and break that up.

by Nyghtshade February 24, 2012

SyntrocityHD

Giant frickin doughnut

Panda 1: "Do you know SyntrocityHD?"

Panda 2" "Yeah he's a giant frickin doughnut."

by CyntrositySD October 20, 2021