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shitrocity 

term used to describe an unexpected and tragic event involving a copious amount of feces.
ex: Deborah, you won't believe what took place this morning. Not only did my demon child fill up his diaper with enough dook to fertilize the front and back yard...but he, somehow, inserted his entire foot into said diaper and tracked chocolatey, feculent footprints through most of my house. The only smell worse than my offspring's ordure was the vomit that coated the voluminous poo patties as I attempted to clean up and mitigate the destruction caused by such a shitrocity.
shitrocity by tjc7257 September 30, 2023
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Shiatrocity 

(shahy-uh-tros-i-tee) n. A film that had the potential to be good but was completely ruined by the presence of Shia LaBeouf.
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was a shiatrocity.

Shitocity 

The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.
Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.
Shitocity by Turkeymash August 21, 2014

Shitcity stem slut 

Regional slang specific to Christchurch New Zealand.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.

Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.
Any pole's a goal for a Shitcity stem slut looking to get fried.

shitstrocity 

After a few days of being constipated you take a large painful shit about the size of a pop can that plugs up the toilet so bad you have to get a wire coat hanger to break it up a bit. Corn may be involved.
Oh my god man. You left a shitstrocity in my toilet. Go grab a hanger and break that up.
shitstrocity by Nyghtshade February 24, 2012

SyntrocityHD

Panda 1: "Do you know SyntrocityHD?"

Panda 2" "Yeah he's a giant frickin doughnut."
SyntrocityHD by CyntrositySD October 20, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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