Shitocity 

The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.

Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.

Shitocity by Turkeymash August 21, 2014

Shiatrocity 

(shahy-uh-tros-i-tee) n. A film that had the potential to be good but was completely ruined by the presence of Shia LaBeouf.

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was a shiatrocity.

Shiatrocity by Colonel P. B. Rufflefeathers October 29, 2009

shtoity 

a hot chick

plural form: shtoities

man, check out that shtoity in the car

shtoity by JD-O89 September 8, 2005

shitolitis 

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically

what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.

shitolitis by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009

swiftocity 

A word used to describe something that is swift and has a high velocity.

You move with much swiftocity.

swiftocity by Jenn D. January 21, 2006

Sextocity

Feeling drunk from the sextocity of a long sex marathon

After 8 hours of fucking I'm drunk with sextocity.

Sextocity by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Shitznity 

Shitznity is used when you do have anything logical to say that is somewhat appropriate to a PG13 audience and above

Rather using WTF - Oh, Shitznity! Is somewhat classy

Ohhhh Shitznity! Are you kidding me?
Or rather using “Ohhhh, Snap!” You say, “Ohhhhhh, Shitznity!”

When you’ve accidentally stepped on a Lego piece and rather cursing - Shitznity! Is the WT#%^

Shitznity by ButterflizGhost February 20, 2022