shitpocolypse

So much shit is going down that it becomes impossible to sustain human life.

Scott complained that Friday's at work are like a shitpocolypse of a magnitude that will be his demise.

by MKZflipper January 31, 2014

slutpocolypse

slutpocolypse is just another name for Halloween where girls dress up mega slutty each year.

Person 1: wow....look at her...she is barely wearing anything.
Person 2: well duuh, its slutpocolypse!

by Garblarghboogiemandudette October 31, 2009

shitpocolyps

fires of shit will cover the earth while shit rains down fueling the shitfire

we are all gona die in the 2014 shitpocolyps

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

shitopocalypse

The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.

Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.

by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015

shitocalypse

When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybe even diarrhea.

Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse

by GoodMan95 May 3, 2018

Shitocalypse

a splataclysmic world-ending event of fecal fallout typically brought on by a vile co-worker’s overindulgence of greasy, fatty, fried foods and IPAs following a vacation or weekend of debauchery. The pressure continues to build in this co-worker until they return to work and callously lay waste to the shared staff bathroom and much of the ground surrounding it, leaving the area barren and uninhabitable for the remainder of the work day.

“CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN! Avoid the bathroom and surrounding area; there has been a shitocalypse of septic proportions!

by Walt Shitman January 11, 2023