When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybe even diarrhea.
Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse
by GoodMan95 January 14, 2018
a splataclysmic world-ending event of fecal fallout typically brought on by a vile co-worker’s overindulgence of greasy, fatty, fried foods and IPAs following a vacation or weekend of debauchery. The pressure continues to build in this co-worker until they return to work and callously lay waste to the shared staff bathroom and much of the ground surrounding it, leaving the area barren and uninhabitable for the remainder of the work day.
“CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN! Avoid the bathroom and surrounding area; there has been a shitocalypse of septic proportions!
by Walt Shitman January 11, 2023