2 definitions by Walt Shitman
a splataclysmic world-ending event of fecal fallout typically brought on by a vile co-worker’s overindulgence of greasy, fatty, fried foods and IPAs following a vacation or weekend of debauchery. The pressure continues to build in this co-worker until they return to work and callously lay waste to the shared staff bathroom and much of the ground surrounding it, leaving the area barren and uninhabitable for the remainder of the work day.
“CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN! Avoid the bathroom and surrounding area; there has been a shitocalypse of septic proportions!
by Walt Shitman January 11, 2023
After being hit from fecal fallout upon entering a shared bathroom (usually at work), the person/people you suspect that are dropping miasmic mud missiles and proboscis poopy-traps, rendering the bathroom the likes of a war-torn region. The poopetrator(s) are typically, but not limited to, males ages 30-60 who have recently gained excessive mass, had a recent change to gait, and/or are slender kombucha and tea drinkers.
Me, returning from the bathroom and warning a colleague, “CODE BROWN! The bathroom has been annihilated!”
Colleague, “Seriously! Who would’ve done that?”
Me, “I believe it to be the usual poopetrator(s).
Colleague, “Seriously! Who would’ve done that?”
Me, “I believe it to be the usual poopetrator(s).
by Walt Shitman May 2, 2022