Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

by Sandra 34 October 31, 2007

Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

by Sandra 34 October 31, 2007

Shit Kick

A forceful kick that is so hard that it causes the recipient to shit his or herself.

Shut up or I'll shit kick you, said Mike to Chris.

by Batman0122 July 8, 2009

shit kicked in

Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.

Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.

Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?

by jonasthegreat July 30, 2006

shit kicking

verb. Synonymous with line dancing.

Put on your boots and cowboy hat, we're going shit kicking tonight.

by LRReal February 14, 2012

shit kick

a very painful punishment indeed, a shit kick is when you make a blunder and suffer being kicked in the anus, hoping that said punisher's foot does not reach your fecal matter and push it deeper in, which could result in days of constipation.

"awww dude i just got shit kicked by that guy cause i was sleeping with his girl!"
"damn man you better take lots of lax"

by memedonttouchmeme June 23, 2008

Shit-kicked

The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.

Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*

by Mike Fellatio November 20, 2005