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'Shitgun' can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.
Adam: 'Christ, I need a shit, i'm touching cloth. As soon as we get home, im in there'

Joe: 'Bad luck bro, I already called shitgun on yo ass. Suffer!'
Shitgun by Drzygote June 21, 2007
"Hey shitguy, stop being such a dick."
shitguy by cobbnobbler January 8, 2010
Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.
"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."
Shitgun by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009

shitbutt 

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?
shitbutt by hoboman September 12, 2003

ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness
ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

shitgun snip 

What a player does in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 when they select a shotgun, preferably the Neostead 2000 combat, and select the 12 Gauge Slugs specialization and runs around rooftops or in buildings safe from harm and is able to snipe other players from a distance as if he had a "shotgun sniper".
Player1: SHIT! How the hell is that medic able to kill me from the top of the building when I was behind cover and across the street! Thats bullshit!

Player2: The shotgun is ridculous! You can shitgun snip!
shitgun snip by Onslauqht August 10, 2010