shitgasam

Shitgasam, the joyous feeling you get from having a good shit, and or the relief when the toilet is reached without soiling ones self when having the shits.

“I was busting for a shit, the lady’s was empty so I had an empty, I can only describe the feeling as an utter shitgasam

by Disneyneedsguns February 3, 2021

Shitagram

A negative email, often highlighting wrong doing on the addressee’s part. A well executed Shitagram will have all of the addressee’s chain of command/ management CC’d in the email for maximum impact.

The women down in HR has sent me a shitagram, apparently it was my fault she lost my passport photos and that she didn’t tell me to bring her new ones. That was really good of her letting the company director know.

by Kingkipling October 26, 2018

Shitgasm

The State of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant crap(or perfoming "Shock and Awe") from your body... usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. Much like the state of relaxation after an orgasm... kinda...

"I shitgasmed twice already this morning... its gonna be a good day!"

by JadeHawk June 8, 2004

shitadamn

the combination of shit and damn

normally said when surprised or scared.

The conclusion is Ashley a thot. Shitadamn!

by Curlyhead creature January 28, 2018

Shitsam

A little piece of poop that didn't make it down on the first flush.

Come back here and flush again, there's some shitsam in the toilet.

by ShutterbugDW December 24, 2009

shigasm

the wonderful feeling of release caused by dumping a shit either so powerful or forced to be held in until the last possible moment ("the crowning"). Can be either a verb or noun.

He experienced the bliss of a shigasm in the gas station crapper after a 3 hour, Red Bull and french fry road trip

by Brett from Cincy November 4, 2007

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009