shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 11, 2004

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

by Monkey McMurtelstein March 07, 2005

Shitfarted

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.

"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"

by Lnasty January 07, 2012

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts

I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008

Shitfart

when the when, is very real (Skull emoji x4)

Hey, Morgan how are you doing, i heard you got inna a car crash?
it was pretty, bad like "shitballs and shitfarts" yk bro.

by shitfarter July 17, 2022

shitfart

no this does not mean sharting... something you say when youre really mad and you cant say fuck so out of istinct you say something random, like shitfart

person: er teacher caught u cheating
me: Shitfart!
parents: Ah! awww

by Mc Peng ALT September 08, 2022