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shitternetting 

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Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.
You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...
shitternetting by WAMMY! May 23, 2009
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shiterneting • shitternetting • Shiteresting

Shitternetting 

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The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop
Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.
Shitternetting by TD12 April 3, 2012
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Shiteresting 

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Literally: shittily interesting

1. engaging in a bad way and holding the attention or curiosity.

2. arousing a feeling of shiterest.
Ivorne's shoulder is fucked and she has to work tonight...should be a shiteresting time.

What a shiteresting day at the beach. It rained the whole time!

My, what a shiteresting baby you've got there, ma'am.
Shiteresting by werdbooty June 8, 2009
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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