shite meister
shite meister by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009
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Shit Mister
A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...
Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)
Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)
Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)
Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)
Shit Mister by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008
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smitemeister
The word "smitemeister" comes from the game "Heretic", a popular successor of the original Doom series.
"Thou art a smitemeister" was the 4th and hardest difficulty level. The word is a combination of two languages. In English, "To smite" means to strike down, injure, or slay with great force, and "Meister" is the German word for master. In other words, master of slaying, or major asskicker.
"Thou art a smitemeister" was the 4th and hardest difficulty level. The word is a combination of two languages. In English, "To smite" means to strike down, injure, or slay with great force, and "Meister" is the German word for master. In other words, master of slaying, or major asskicker.
smitemeister by The Smitemeister January 29, 2008
Shitmeister
Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010
shitmeister
shitmeister by Lauroland April 13, 2006
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.