cock throb

The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse
hay julie i have 'cock throb'
by wuddawhist February 26, 2009
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AL-en Demp-C

A rare and rather outragious looking monster who habituates in the Formby Merseyside area aka 'Blanka'. Has two Schóns - Failure and Rat Boy.
Hello Schón!!!! Ehh Mushrooms!! Failure Schon. Once told his Scóns to join the army to kill people like others. "AL-en Demp-C"
by wuddawhist February 18, 2010
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piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss
Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss
by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009
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Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
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shite meister

Loosely translated as 'Shit Master' from the German Meister meaning Master
Can be used as a slang phrases to call someone as a master of shit 'you "shite meister"
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bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face
John gave Alister a great bum blanket
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shitty knicks

Female version of skiddied underpants, can be used as a slang word used when one is angry
When someone has shit stains in their knickers e.g "oh shitty knicks!!"
by WuddaWhist February 08, 2009
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