shitcouched 

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.

Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

shitcouched by a who in whoville October 19, 2011

shit couched 

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

shit couched by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

shitcocked 

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

shitcocked by Igglepud January 13, 2010